Friday, February 7, 2014

sarahjane-and-thedoctor:

jaggedrain:

princess-olaf:

Cate Blanchett, Benedict Cumberbatch, John Goodman, Matt Damon and more read mean tweets

It’s B-e-n-e, dickhead…

Oh Ben. Never change.

Seriously though. Watch this. All these people are fabulous and sassy. So much sass. Lots of sass, older sass, all the sass.

OMFG…I’m crying I’m laughing so hard…the look on his face was fucking PRICELESS!!!

It turns out that Clooney, 52, obtained stationery in Damon’s name and sent a letter to Fey as his costar calling them out for the jokes they also made about Damon during the hosting gig. The women, who have long-running rapport with Damon, infamously dubbed him a “garbage” man among the A-listers in attendance. (Incidentally, Clooney did not attend this year’s award show.)

"I send her a letter going, ‘Dear Tina, Listen…" Clooney said, laughing. "It’s ‘from’ Matt and it says, ‘Look, it sounds hypocritical because I laughed about jokes about George and Leo, but that’s sort of what people think about them…. But when you call me a garbage man it just seems like low-hanging fruit. It seems like an easy joke. I don’t want an apology or anything else. I just want you to know that my kid now calls me ‘the garbage man.’"

Following the letter, Damon received an enormous delivery of two fruit baskets last week, with each one bearing a letter signed from Fey and Poehler.

Damon, 43, ever the innocent bystander, recalled the first letter — marked “1” — as a long apology letter, saying the women said, “I thought you of all people could take a joke and listen we’re both really sorry.”

However, the “30 Rock” and “Parks & Recreation” stars, who will be hosting the Golden Globes again next year, were already a step ahead of the guys.

According to Damon, the second letter said, “If by chance you didn’t send us that letter and it was from George Clooney, please let him know that you’ve got to get up a little earlier in the day to fool a couple of girls like this. We’re grown-ass comedians.”

With that, they told Clooney to step up his game, and he happily obliged.

George Clooney-Tina Fey plot thickens: ‘downright dirty’ payback (via judysgarland)

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Tuesday, November 19, 2013

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Sunday, January 13, 2013
buzzfeed:

This is the most important thing that’s ever happened in history.

buzzfeed:

This is the most important thing that’s ever happened in history.

Friday, March 16, 2012
cheatsheet:

guardian:

washingtonpoststyle:

George Clooney is arrested this morning after protesting at the Sudan Embassy in Washington, D.C. Live updates here.
Photo by Kevin Lamarque (Reuters)

And here’s one of James Buck’s tweets beforehand:

Clooney arrives twitter.com/jamesbuck/stat…
— James Buck (@jamesbuck) March 16, 2012
“Stop raping them and stop starving them,” he told the media scrum. “That’s all that we ask.”

George Clooney bearing witness earlier this week.



No one should look this good being arrested.

cheatsheet:

guardian:

washingtonpoststyle:

George Clooney is arrested this morning after protesting at the Sudan Embassy in Washington, D.C. Live updates here.

Photo by Kevin Lamarque (Reuters)

And here’s one of James Buck’s tweets beforehand:

“Stop raping them and stop starving them,” he told the media scrum. “That’s all that we ask.”

George Clooney bearing witness earlier this week.

No one should look this good being arrested.

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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

"Who the fuck do you work for, you fucker?"

Films in 2012 #28: Burn After Reading (2008) - Joel and Ethan Coen

"Oh my fuck… I just killed a fucking spook!"

Films in 2012 #28: Burn After Reading (2008) - Joel and Ethan Coen

Monday, January 23, 2012

Behind the Scenes of Newsweek’s Oscar Roundtable [x]

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

inothernews:

davereed:

This actually makes me hate the movie a little bit less

via christophernolans

George Clooney, you perfect bastard.

Monday, January 16, 2012

“I hate when I’m at the Golden Globes and some dude hands me Meryl Streep’s glasses like oh, great, now I gotta be responsible for Meryl Streep’s glasses.” - David Fincher

The “some dude” being George Clooney, of course.

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Sunday, January 15, 2012
I’d like to thank Michael Fassbender for taking over the frontal nudity responsibilities that I had.

George Clooney, Golden Globes 2012 acceptance speech

Me too, George. Me too.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

It doesn’t matter what you thought. It matters what you did. It matters what you didn’t do.”

Films in 2012 #008: The Ides of March (2011) - dir. George Clooney

"You can lie, you can cheat, you can start a war, you can bankrupt the country, but you can’t fuck the interns. They get you for that."

Films in 2012 #008: The Ides of March (2011) - dir. George Clooney

"Get out, now. Or otherwise-"
"Otherwise, I’ll end up like you?"
"Yeah, you end up being a jaded, cynical asshole, just like me."

Films in 2012 #008: The Ides of March (2011) - dir. George Clooney

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

oldfilmsflicker:

Raina and I almost stole a giant cardboard display of this poster tonight.

Serious, mature actors at work.

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